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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


Foreboding -


TAGS: chesty puller was a genius
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

steve1961 - July 22, 2015, 5:35 pm
Nothing good but Spider Powers!
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:41 pm
now THAT's Motigood
JesusWept - July 21, 2015, 8:14 pm
Excellent! L L L L L


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


Gamer's Keyboard -


TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am
f*** YOU BUDDY!
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm
Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm
REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT **** OFF DUMBASSES ALSO CRUISE CONTROL
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


FACTS OF LIFE -


TAGS: that wasnt so tough
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:43 pm
LOL!
hootizz - October 19, 2010, 4:36 am
'effing brilliant'..!! this is quite simply a masterpiece..!! 5 Baloney Sammiches...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:28 pm

dude i gotta start checking the submitters name before taking a swig on the beer. d***! monitor is totally covered in nose beer...again. awesome!!!!


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


MONDAY - is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.




TRIVIA CONTEST -


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




404 NOT FOUND!!!!! - Phew, Just a broken link Almost got the rope and wobbly chair out Guess I'll live to fight another day.


TAGS: see i told you change was bad
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

DJA - October 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Perhaps this is just to Genius to be appreciated as truly hilarious, or maybe it is just not funny at all.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:55 pm
It's the "Zamboni Effect"...
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
My apologies...my 5 lions took it from a perfect score of 2.9 to a horrible 3.1 - Sorry!
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:46 pm
Well mooooooo, the internet begins in America (at Al Gore's house in Tennessee) so the new site had to get through Customs at the border before it could reach your PC in Canada...that's probably too technical for you, but that's my theory. 5L anywho!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:17 pm
Thanks Sean. But It had so much more potential. (Wait I hear my mother talking)
Sean - June 24, 2009, 11:14 pm
"rope and wobbly chair" ... love that turn of phrase. This is funny.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
Thanks Haar,My support group says I shouldn't take things so personally. But I really thought I was gonna be Funny this time. Ah well, Back to the first step.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
All good, moooooooo. Fully understandable frustration, and a moment worthy of commemoration.
moooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:59 pm
"would a been funny" poster. Then I booted up my laptop and discovered I was a drooling motard.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
OK I guess I owe everyone an explanation. I guess my shortcut to Motifake got broken somehow, So I thought we were all getting the same 404 error. Since the site was so marvelously upgraded today I a**umed it was the site not my PC,so I made this
moooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:23 pm
Well, f*** you too.


DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by timmey

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


ADDICTION -




A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




RUSSIA INVADES -


TAGS: sarah palin was right dammit
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

LikeNoneOther - July 11, 2011, 11:07 am
btw tht actually reads "yatsssid iivddes" xD
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:41 pm

and yo hester....nice meeting you. lets hope the next time is on better terms right.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:40 pm

its funny because alaska is right beside all of this and if you think sarah palin will put up with russians walking all over her snow...well...we'll just see about that. God bless America.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:13 pm
Its funny because The Canuckians will smother the Ruskies in gravy & cheese curd. 5 servings of poutine.
gufbal - July 8, 2011, 11:09 pm
its funny cause candians will kick the crap out of the russians, and then recycle the sub in detroit to get more beer money.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
ha ha ha it's funny cause canada sucks


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


FACEBOOK -




REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.


TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am

excellent, would be great at moti-twist


NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




TOXIC WASTE - it doesn't give you superpowers




ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence




DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


REASONING - Life is a Waste of Time & Time is a Waste of Life... So Let's All Get Wasted And Have the Time of Our Lives !


TAGS: reasoning life time waste
Rating: 4.23/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:17 am
...and I never felt this way before, yes I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to youuuuuu.
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 1:05 pm
Raves, what's not to love?


KISSES KEPT ARE WASTED -


TAGS: kiss waste wet love riot
Rating: 4.71/5

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Greeny - November 24, 2015, 7:11 pm
I could've commented on it back then, but what is a n00b comment worth? Still - 5L's
Rick69 - November 24, 2015, 5:24 pm
Taken aback by you dedication here. Made this 3 months after I joined & you commented on it more than 3 years later. In hindsight, the words are good, the formatting not so much. Plenty of room for improvement.
Greeny - November 23, 2015, 8:03 pm
see?


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center


TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.62/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!


SALVATION -


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm

please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
nice! 5l


SO, - How was your day?




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates


TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.


TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


WASTED TIME -




FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.




RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: twas a sorry end to that guy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AingealVanHelsing - September 13, 2010, 7:32 am
Could never go too far, and I would definitely still hit that :)
thatonechick - August 23, 2010, 4:18 pm
LMAO Imma cut you! :P
Chompers - August 23, 2010, 10:44 am
I'd hit that.


CENSORSHIP - The worst thing about censorship is [removed by censorship dept]


TAGS: d*** it was good too
Rating: 4.79/5

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THINKING - I used to think I was indecisive... But now I'm not too sure


TAGS: i thought i was indecisive
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks :D Much appreciated
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 11:22 am
funny 5L


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




TIME -


TAGS: time limited waste impossible ourselves
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:55 pm

very nice
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
5L for truth. ... Which reminds me that I need to stop goofing around on motifake and get back to writing.


TIME IS PRECIOUS -


TAGS: time is precious so waste it wisely
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 20, 2015, 8:01 pm
a waste of time could even be a life of toil...
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2015, 2:17 pm
"Do not squander time, for it is the stuff of which life is made." -Sign outside of Twelve Oaks Mansion.
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:44 pm
Wasted time is never wasted, it is savored! Fun with colors? One of my favorite pastimes! Very successful combination!5L for poster. 5L for color scheme!
Silverheart - April 18, 2015, 9:40 pm

Thank you. I was having fun with colors
Reality Lord - April 18, 2015, 3:57 pm

nice


Energy Star -




It's time -


TAGS: gigantic wasps civilization
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 6, 2013, 4:29 am
Ye5, that and indoor plumbing, lol.


CONTINGENCY -


TAGS: waste life chance
Rating: 4.45/5

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BUDDHA - Was the original Dude ...




GEORGE WASHINGTON -




WASSAAAAAAP!!!!! -




BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !




WARRIOR -




ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE -




SCREW THE CATS -


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!


ENGLISH FIRST -


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


90'S TELEVISION -


TAGS: oh there was some dog s too
Rating: 4.21/5

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djinnyf - May 3, 2011, 2:28 pm
Oups, LOL! xx
djinnyf - May 3, 2011, 2:28 pm
MDR!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 10:28 pm
There's a new show called "Beverly Hills 01209" It's about a bunch of Dyslexic kids......
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:24 pm
In Living Color rocked. Homie the Clown and the Fly Girls - we first saw J-Lo's a** on that show fer cryin out loud! X-Files was lame. Same thing with Deep Space 9...too many Star Trek spin-offs were "spun" - and that was the beginning of a bad trend!
Derek - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
What are the three on the right?
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 1:13 pm
I still watch Simpsons
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
You mean X Files?
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:14 pm
Friends and X factor. The X Factor theme still gives me a cold back even today
MrRandom - April 5, 2010, 6:17 pm
Space Ghost, hell yea


THE BACON THREAD -


TAGS: awesome waste of time
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 5:26 pm
5 Golden Pounds of Bacon for you Sick!


BRAIN TRAINING -




THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.




HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -


TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by msf

GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.


Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


OBLIVIOUS -


TAGS: when i was a kid
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Sean - May 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
This is great. Abd the volume in my head really did rise at the end. Excellent.
rudeboy308 - May 17, 2011, 7:29 pm
If the volume doesn't do it, the pyro will. Also, your guts have to vibrate with the bass up loud.


A LONG TIME AGO -


TAGS: flying was fun
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Talisman - August 17, 2011, 12:07 pm
Makes me think of the mile high club.
Fiodh - April 16, 2011, 6:52 am
When USAir took over PSA, they removed the "smiley face" logo from the front of the PSAairplanes. USAir president Ed Colodny said, "We don't want any smiley faces on our airplanes. 20 years later he doesn't have any.
JLBachs - May 17, 2010, 5:30 pm
What happened to flight? Used to be glamorous. Now I'm lucky if I don't have bruises on my shoulders and elbows from fat a$$ed flight attendants should I be unlucky enough to get an aisle seat.
Iconoclast - May 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
That took some work to get all of those pictures together. My problem is that I actually remember flying back then. 5L


WASHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm

awesome!


AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.




I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


TIME -




POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough




HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!


TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button


TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin b***on wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm
2007: At least the carpet matched the dra**s.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13


THE WAFFLE EFFECT - It will always turn into another conversation here. We call it The Waffle Syndrome -WMLF


TAGS: wmlf was right
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Chompers

DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 9:31 pm
lol, we all have done it before
Chompers - November 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
great, now I feel stupid. I messed up a 4 letter name.
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 9:26 pm
um, its MWLF not WMLF.....


KAWASAKI -


TAGS: kawasaki
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Ashson

spanko1 - October 7, 2011, 9:53 am
Get your motor runnin!


JESUS -




Marketing -


TAGS: washer fluids
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 19, 2015, 8:33 am
I keep the green shyt handy, in case I run into ice...of which I also keep handy (the melon, I owe the melon)
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:12 pm
Sho...what frickin' hands you bloody duck!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:10 pm
Sadly, I know all to 5L well each one of those products and yes, their uses as described ;(
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:02 am
Nice poke, Greeny!


OPEN MIND -


TAGS: frank was right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - August 1, 2016, 8:04 am
.... shipmate! chuckle, chuckle....
OldIrish - July 28, 2016, 1:53 pm
Aye, aye!!!
Silverheart - July 28, 2016, 8:43 am

Love the comments, guys! These are all genuine 5L poster material. Make them! Please?
OldIrish - July 28, 2016, 7:00 am
"My mind is open, but you still can't see in it." - OldIrish's Wife
ipaprime - July 28, 2016, 1:10 am
Keep your mind open, and your mouth shut. -me.
JesusWept - July 27, 2016, 5:17 pm
"Do not be so open-minded that your brain falls out" - Unknown
EmilioDumphque - July 27, 2016, 10:47 am
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it." -- William Orton


DEAR HAND SANITIZER -




WINE - how rich people get wasted




ADVANCEMENT -


TAGS: the original pic was entitled the path to wisdom like derrrrr
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheOne - November 20, 2012, 7:58 pm
Magnifique! 5L
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:34 pm
Very nice, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Brilliant!! 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:47 am
nice...as usual
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:41 am
Aces!


PRECIOUS SECONDS -


TAGS: wasting time neener does it
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Neener

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:50 pm
Well done Neener.
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:23 pm
I love the picture and the clocks in the drops. 5!


WHY COPYRIGHT IS IMPORTANT - How would you feel if you created something good, then a deceptive guy used it for his crimes and in the end the thing you created is associated to him and to the evil itself?


TAGS: indian swastika is not evil
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Stentor - July 15, 2012, 4:01 pm
Uh no. Aryan was borrowed from the Indians by the Germans. The swastika & swavastika are of sanskrit origin, not german. The idea of european aryans is solely an invention of the Nazis, nothing else. No serious scholar affords that label any credibility.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2012, 10:05 am
Part of the problem is idiots who go by what a swastika represents to them personally and refuse to recognize that not everyone sees it as a symbol of evil
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:48 am
5L by the way...
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:47 am
Technically Indians are mixed race descendants. Aryans were also one of them and swastika was an Aryan creation. Aryans are European and Germanic, swastika is of German origin. Its unfortunate misuse was sadly done by a genius with a biased mind.


TIME -


TAGS: time enjoy wasting
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - February 2, 2011, 6:12 pm

I don't care for the color contrast, but very well said.


TROLLS -




GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by dixieland73

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


BODYBUILDING -


TAGS: frankenstein was made up
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by flint

agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:02 pm
Well played.


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




IF YODA WAS THE LION KING - Simba, forgotten me you have. Circle of life, take your place you must. My son, true king you are.


TAGS: if yoda was the lion king
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:50 pm
"Simba, understand you do not. Our Kingdoms, collide they shall."
Smokemdanks - June 28, 2012, 5:59 pm
LOL simba doesnt forget mufasa he forgets himself xD but still 5L


SO JIMBO -




HOME REPAIRS - So simple, even a child could do it. After all, a brick is a brick, right?


TAGS: bob the builder was here
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:19 pm
When I saw this I ****....5


RUBY SLIPPERS -




70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.


TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
d***! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Dogfight!
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd


DOGS - How do you wash them




AND THE BAD PART? - He's got an itch...


TAGS: cat wasp
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Rexman



North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
BAM! 5L


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